Well, I have Officially "Featured" in a film.
This is very exciting, since all of my previous acting experience has mostly been background work. Although, I have to admit, I make a damn good extra!!
This time, I play an FBI Agent who apprehends the bad guy during one of the most climactic points in the movie 'WHACKED.'
'WHACKED' is a Mar Solomon / Spurduiti Brothers Production. They were a lot of fun to work with!!
Although, this is a VERY LOW BUDGET MOVIE. In fact, there wasn't really a "Props Department" and I am actually holding a REAL GUN!! --Don't Worry -- It wasn't loaded and I have plenty of Gangsta' Experience.
I also change shirts and play a few other background characters you may find ... I play "Guy Drinking in Bar" and "Guy Getting Lap Dance" ... two roles I was almost born to play! (You could say I'm a Method Actor)
I didn't design this poster ...
I know it's HARD to believe that I am in a movie called WHACKED and it isn't
Porn!! But you have to believe me!If you would like to see for yourself, the film has been submitted into the Chicago Film Festival for later this year ... so if you live in Chicago ... it might be coming to a theater near you ... ??Another piece of Fame worth Claiming - is if you notice the arrows on the Film's Movie Poster you might barely be able to read my name along with everyone else in the credits ... and up above you may also notice THE NEW MR. VEGAS - George Wallace - in the background behind on of the Mafia Chicks
on a billboard on the Strip. He is The Best 10 p.m. Show on The Strip and you can Follow him at @MrGeorgeWallace! Stay tuned, and I might even tell you where you can watch this silly movie.
If China is so Communistic ... than how do they choose who gets to be under the Head??
Well, Chinese New Years has officially begun. Really, China?? We need ANOTHER New Years? We already have so many!!
And nothing says "Happy New Year" like walking underneath a Fake Dragon with 14 other dudes who look just like me.
This year, my Chinese New Years Resolution is to Ride a Bike & Solve Algebra.
To celebrate, I even bought a Hooker named "Chinese Finger Trap."
Every Rosh Hashanah we Blow the Shofar.
The Jews already had their new Year (Rosh Hashanah) several months ago. Jews now believe it is the Year 5772 - wow, that is old!!
Although, the two holidays have many parallels. Matzo Ball Soup is a lot like Won Ton Soup - except there is no pork in the middle!
Also, Kimonos & Talises look very similar!!
And Finally, we cannot forget Regular New Years which we celebrate every December 31st. On that day there is a new New Years every hour!!
On Rosh Hashanah we begin to look back at our sins over the past year ... and on NYE we commit a few new ones!!
On Rosh Hashanah it is customary to dip an Apple in Honey ... when I'd rather be dipping my Banana in some Honies!!
And, finally, every NYE I try to kiss a Hot Chick ... but on Rosh Hashanah I usually end up kissing my Bubbie.
Me with my Bubbie ... I Love You Grandma!!
Happy New Year for the Second Time this Year!!
(More to Come)
Ok, I'm actually headed to Fort Lauderdale ... but come on, it's pretty close to Miami!!
It's weird to go back to South Florida because I grew up there - so I have the feeling of "Going Home Again" but the area is much different than the one I left. Where Old Jews once flourished is now riddled with Blacks and Cubans.
At least it isn't Hurricane Season!
Since the World is Ending in 11 months I am trying to hit the most disaster-prone areas of America early!!
I hope it's fun ... than I'll go again next year!!
The reason I'm flying south for the winter is to join my fellow Comedy Lovers at Comic Retreat on the beach at B Hotel!!
I've also got some Guest Spots lined up the Brand New Fort Lauderdale Comedy Club - which is only 15 minutes from the house I grew up in!! So hopefully, I'm at least a little bit funny!!
Regardless, it will be a week filled with laughter, booze, and my Grandma. Probably in a "wash, rinse, repeat" kind of order.
Stay tuned for more, LOUnatix!!
Cheers - to a Great 2012!!
Well, Happy New Year, everyone!!
I hope you enjoyed yesterday, which is affectionately called "National Hang Over Day." I think that's silly!! I also cannot stand the whiny bitches who complain that they "have a hang over."
If you are a True Alcoholic, than you are not going to let some petty hang over stop you from doing the things you plan to accomplish!
Las Vegas might be the Land of No Last-Calls - and I encourage everyone to enjoy the right to drink ANYTIME THEY WANT!! However, Las Vegas is also a desert, people!! Everyday I attempt to drink almost as much water as I do booze... and trust me, that is no easy task! It is the responsibility of each citizen to hydrate as much as possible - and drinking water is just Hang Over Defense!!
Also, as many of you know, a big secret in combating a nasty hang over ... MORE DRINKING!! That's right, a little hair of the dog always helps me bounce back!! But the problem is ... eventually you start to feel hung over about dinner time the next day...
So take some aspirin, stop bitchin', and let's party again, shall we?!?!