Wow, it's gonna be February 29th soon!!
It's time to celebrate a Special Occasion that happens only once every 4 years ... LOUp Year!!

I hope this time it goes better for me. Last LOUp Year, I had sex with a girl on her birthday! I thought she was 24 - but it turns out she was actually only 6. Than Chris Hanson busted in and arrested me!!  

This LOUp Year is also a bit more special because we get to enjoy an extra day of Black History Month ... which is nice since it will probably be the Last Black History Month (That is not a Racist Comment,.. I am just referring to the World Ending later this year).

Since the world is going to end anyways, you might as well laugh a little and Join me at The Mad Greek Cafe on Sahara & Durnago (8565 W. Sahara).
So hear some Jokes & and eat some Gyros!!

I hope you can join me for Laughs on this Extra Special Day ... but no matter what - go out and enjoy it!!

Well, it's the middle of February and Love is in the air ... or is that bitter resentment?  ... or pollen?
Either way, I am Honoring my Deep Nevada Roots and have decided to try DATE FOR HIRE!
                Yes, this my opportunity to introduce Las Vegas' Newest Holiday:

VaLOUntine's Day!!

Chocolate & Flowers may have Doubled in Price ...
but Lou Magelowitz is ON SALE!!

That's right, ladies. This is your opportunity to reserve blocks of time and have a Romantic Evening with yours truly!!

At 9 p.m. we will make a quick pit-stop to the Fabulous
Alexis Park Resort where I will be celebrating another 
"Lou's Day Tuesday" - The Special Love Edition"

All Forms of Payment Accepted!!
Act Now and Reserve Your Evening that You Deserve!!

Operators are Standing By - if you hear a busy signal call again!!

Well, I've been to Henderson, Mesquite, Laughlin, Pahrump (for Comedy!) and Elko ... next, my Tour of Greater Nevada leads me to Winnemucca!!
Winnemucca is a fine, little town!! It's one of the original mining towns which has actually seen a recent surge since the latest Gold Rush of 2009. I will be Featuring at The Winners Casino in Winnemucca!!
Too bad I could never open my own casino called "Lou's" ... no one would want to gamble there.
They'd say, "I'm gonna Lose at Lou's!
But anyone who comes to the Comedy Show will be #WINNING with Laughter!!

And finally,  we cannot talk about #WINNING without mentioning my Hero ...

                            CHARLIE SHEEN!!
I Respect Charlie Sheen from the bottom of my heart which beats Tiger Blood!! He is a true American Icon - doing what makes him happy - which just happens to be drugs and whores (which can certainly be found in Winnemucca).
Here is a snapshot from the recent Halloween 2011where I hit the town as Carlos Estevez and happened to run into another Las Vegas Celebrity - Zach G. from The Hangover!!
You can follow Mr. Sheen on twitter at @charliesheen .
        
        Thanks, and keep on #WINNING my friends!

It's almost time for the BIG GAME!!
Time to pour a few beers, bake a pizza, and focus on some commercials during
Super Bowl XLVI - Pats vs. Giants. 
Although, I must admit, I'm actually a Jets Fan ... but I am excited to root for The Giants this year to beat The Pats for one very simple reason ...
                I have some really cool pictures of me in an Eli Manning Jersey:

Here I can be seen with Brittany - The Jager Girl. Brittany is actually a Pittsburgh Steelers Fan ... she must not have enjoyed last year's Super Bowl too much.

I'm also wearing my BluBlocker Shades - which definitely adds an extra 10% to my coolness factor. I am also standing with a
Hot Chick and wearing a #Winning Jersey ... so I would say I am pretty damn cool, here!! 

Lou's 2012 Prediction:
This year, I'm Betting the Giants in the Over ... and Heads on the Coin Flip!