<![CDATA[Lou's Views - Lou's Views]]>Tue, 21 May 2013 01:10:08 -0800Weebly<![CDATA[cinco de magelowitz]]>Fri, 03 May 2013 20:21:06 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2013/05/cinco-de-magelowitz.html
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Hola Lou-chacho's! 

I would like to invite all of mi amigo's to Laugh the weekend away in Laughlin! 
Laughlin might border Arizona, but as long as you stay on the Nevada-Side, Mexicans should have nothing to worry about!

I will be Featuring at Comedy Over The Edge at the Edgewater Casino along the River-Walk!
Darryl Rhoades will be Headlining! He is really funny, and you will love his music.
To learn more about the show, or buy ticket & room packages, click below:
http://www.edgewater-casino.com/entertainment/showroom.html  
]]><![CDATA[J Trade baby ]]>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:45:12 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2013/04/j-trade-baby.htmlHave you ever wondered what's going to happen to the E*Trade Baby when he grows up? 

I always hope one day the E*Trade Baby & the Capitol One Baby will fall in love!
 
In the meantime, let's take a look if he still plans on paying taxes 20 years from now ... 

The E*Trade baby becomes the j*trade baby

]]><![CDATA[Opening Day in Vegas]]>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 23:24:56 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2013/03/opening-day-in-vegas.htmlIt's Opening day... and mr. met is an asshole! 
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Check out my other Blog, NVtoons, for more!
]]><![CDATA[puff puff passover]]>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:56:35 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2013/03/puff-puff-passover.htmlSmoking weed on Passover is not as great as it sounds!

Have you ever had the munchies ... and eaten Gefilte Fish??
That is bad for your buzz! 

Great, I have dry mouth and nothing but crackers! 

...and I'm sure the Jews were stoned when they left in a hurry ... how else do you screw up bread!?!
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Moses is Burnin' some Bush
]]><![CDATA[lou-prechaun ]]>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:34:17 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2013/03/lou-prechaun.html
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Yes, I just got Photoshop
Happy St. Patrick's Day Everybody!!
I sure do drink like I'm Irish!
Top of the mornin' lassies,
<3 Lou McGelowitz
]]><![CDATA[spring ahead boyye!]]>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 23:37:00 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2013/03/spring-ahead-boyye1.htmlIt's Day Light Savings Time once again. 
I would like to take this moment to remind you to set your clocks ahead One Hour. 

More specifically, at 2 A.M. it becomes 3 A.M. - which is especially confusing if you are smoking weed at that hour ... you're like "What time is it, dude?!" 

Day Light Saving's purpose is to help clocks adjust to the longer days of summer - if you don't believe me, than just ask the Grand Pimpin' Master of Clocks -
                FLAVA FLAV!!

Below are some of my favorite moments with Flav:
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Flav looks thrilled to be with me





Flav shops at the Gas Station near my house!

... or he was there to rob it. 
]]><![CDATA[Gangsta Moon]]>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 20:26:28 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2013/02/gangsta-moon.htmlIt's Black History Month ... and tonight is a Full Moon! 

I think that means that tonight's Moon is a Gangsta! 
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Whaddup Sun?! Holler!
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It's the middle of February and Love is in the air ... or is that bitter resentment?  ... or pollen?

Either way, I am Honoring my Deep Nevada Roots and have decided to try DATE FOR HIRE!
Yes, Las Vegas' Newest Holiday:
VaLOUntine's Day!!

Chocolate & Flowers may have Doubled in Price ... but Lou Magelowitz is ON SALE!!

That's right, ladies (Extra Fees for Dudes). This is your opportunity to reserve blocks of time and have a Romantic Evening with yours truly!! 



We can go have a fancy dinner, or take naughty photos to make an Ex jealous ... whatever you want!

$75 per Hour.
$50 if you book 3 Hours or more. 

All Forms of Payment Accepted!! 
Act Now and Reserve The Evening that You Deserve!!

Operators are Standing By - if you hear a busy signal call again!!
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This has been an exciting week on television! 

I had my debut on both Local & National TV within the same week!

First, I appear in the Season 2 Finale of Mystery Diners. In the episode titled "Wheres The Beef" - I am a Customer who helps get to the bottom of what's wrong inside Via de Brazil in Summerlin. 


Locally, "The Pleezz Believe Show" Featured 3 of my Jokes on VegasTV at Midnight. Lots of Locals in Vegas tuned in (or set their DVR) to laugh.

                                                 Click below to see the extended version!
]]><![CDATA[Comedian Christmas]]>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:42:05 GMThttp://www.loumagel.com/1/post/2012/12/comedian-christmas.htmlThis Thursday Night, The Comedians of Las Vegas will gather to celebrate "Comedian Christmas."

Late-Night on Thursday, after everyone's shows - Comedians Welcome to Joe Lower's House for a Christmas Dinner - featuring a stuffing, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, and a Premium Butterball Turkey from Capriotti's! 

Last month, Lou Magelowitz won a 25 Pound Turkey during Capriotti's Thanksgiving Give-Away. The turkey has been frozen - but will be roasted and ready Thursday Night.  
Lou regularly performs with Comedian Joe Lowers at "The Joe Show" inside The Tuscany Hotel & Casino. "The Joe Show" can be seen Thursdays, Fridays, & Saturdays at 8 p.m.     
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Lou won a Butterball Turkey from Capriotti's
If you are a Comedian in Las Vegas with no where to go this Holiday Season, 
RSVP to Lou or Joe. If you are just a regular person, tough!
Comedians Only! Comics have it much worse than regular people, since they are mostly crazy & broke.


Happy Holidays to Comedians & All!!


To learn more about everyone mentioned above, follow their twitters:
@LouMagel
@LVComedyShow
@Capriottis 
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