Today's 'Earth Day' may be even more special than usual since it will be our LAST EARTH DAY!
It's kind of like that farewell fling when you know your Booty Call is moving away next week. Our time with Earth is limited, and we must cherish it.
Don't be afraid to take Earth to that fancy restaurant and tell her how you really feel about her. Because, soon Earth won't be here anymore and you'll finally realize what you had going all those years... Never mind, I got side-tracked.
The spirit of Earth Day is a noble one - however, it could possibly be "Too Little Too Late." Although recycling your plastic bottle might make you feel good today, the planet is still in major trouble. Seven Billion people turning their light switches off for a few minutes might be helpful, but it is merely a band-aid on our ailing planet.
GLOBAL WARMING ... It's Getting Hott in Herrr!!
In other "Countdown to the Apocalypse News" yesterday also marked 9 months left before The World could possibly End on December 21st, 2012. For all of the 'Dooms Day Preppers,' that means in case one of your little guys sneaks past the goalie ...
NO CHILD SUPPORT!!
Although, if you're planning on repopulating the Earth after a sudden catastrophe, than Birth Control isn't one of your major concerns anyway. Luckily, Bomb Shelters are really Romantic!
Hey, I don't want to deter you from trying to save the Planet.
If recycling makes you feel good, than by all means, go right ahead.
Sit in the dark and pretend you're making a difference.
And if you drive a Hybrid - that's cool ... it's a great way to pick-up hippie chicks!
Just make sure you have some Granola Bars in the Glove Compartment.
... than you can roll up some Earth and smoke it!