And nothing says "Happy New Year" like walking underneath a Fake Dragon with 14 other dudes who look just like me.
This year, my Chinese New Years Resolution is to Ride a Bike & Solve Algebra.
To celebrate, I even bought a Hooker named "Chinese Finger Trap."
Although, the two holidays have many parallels. Matzo Ball Soup is a lot like Won Ton Soup - except there is no pork in the middle!
Also, Kimonos & Talises look very similar!!
And Finally, we cannot forget Regular New Years which we celebrate every December 31st. On that day there is a new New Years every hour!!
On Rosh Hashanah we begin to look back at our sins over the past year ... and on NYE we commit a few new ones!!
On Rosh Hashanah it is customary to dip an Apple in Honey ... when I'd rather be dipping my Banana in some Honies!!
And, finally, every NYE I try to kiss a Hot Chick ... but on Rosh Hashanah I usually end up kissing my Bubbie.