Nothing more exciting than rubbing lotion on girls who are toasting in the sun!
But I have one important question ...
Can I still celebrate Spring Break even if I'm not in school anymore?
Why should Spring Break only be limited to those in school?
I think everyone deserves a Spring Break!
This gives Jews a chance to celebrate Passover ... or the Goys to play with their eggs.
Even Hoarders can take this time to do a little Spring Cleaning!! And since 14% of the Las Vegas is currently unemployed, it might also be a good time to get a Garage Sale going! $$Cha-Ching$$
Even in Nature, a lot of animals take Spring Break off to take a vacation from all the eating and hunting, and finally do a little Mating! Love is truly in the air right now ... or is that pollen? Gesundheit.
Either way, let's take this time to enjoy the changing of the Seasons - and while we're at it, get drunk by a pool!!